February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
12 posts
Comments are funnier →
Think you might be pregnant? Take this quiz to... →
I had to… Lol really though, you should probably see a doctor.
Company makes stuffed animals out of children's... →
I wish they’d had this when I was drawing retarded animals as a kid.
Things I've done today instead of finishing my...
1. Watched several jenna marbles videos. A lot of them arent THAT funny but I mean… look at her.
2. Watched old epic meal time videos
3. Stumbled for 20 minutes (lolcat pictures ftw)
4. Peed
5. Wrote this tumblr post
6. and now I’m writing the blog.
December 2011
28 posts
The Internet Justice League
tastefullyoffensive:
by Caldwell Tanner
“The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect...”
– Anna Quindlen (via girlwithoutwings)
My notes
have the phrase “Wild bath house sex lol” on them. #thatisall
#badpoetry
Warm
I prefer the bite of cold.
Blankets or the nearness of another
guard from its teeth.
The onset of heat is much harder to avoid.
Take off all your clothes, fan as hard as you can.
Sweat.
It’s much harder to cool a person than it is to warm one up.
been a while. It’s cold. back to my book, nao.
The Fresh Prince Created... →
funniest10k:
The Cat Daddy:
The Shuffle:
The Single Ladies Dance:
The Stanky Leg:
The Cyclone:
The Dougie:
That’s why is it & will always be, The Fresh Prince
November 2011
91 posts
I like smelling new books →
thats-so-meme:
